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Ted Cruz Declares War on Big Bird

Updated: Jan 7, 2022

With all the things, that are going on in our country Senator Ted Cruz Republican of Texas chose to start a war with Big Bird. The Birds crime was telling children he got vaccinated for COVID and his wing was a little sore, you would think this should be something we can celebrate! Helping children be less afraid of getting vaccinated.

CNN journalist Erica Hill even said I've been getting vaccines since I was just "a little bird." This helps children understand how important it is if you are receiving vaccinations, so your immunity stays strong against viruses like covid which could put us at risk again. Hopefully that will not happen soon thanks to these shots given out by doctors everyday around America. If you have made it to the ripe old age of five years old, you’ve probably already had a series of different vaccinations against diseases such as the measles, mumps, pertussis, and tetanus.

Even though his family is vaccinated, little Cruz continues to vilify anybody that attempts to make vaccines more accepted by the public. I am guessing what he really wants is for people like him in power so they can continue their fear mongering and pandering towards alt-right Covid denialists while still raising millions of dollars from them with absolutely no strings attached, - not even caring where this money goes once its donated!

Or simply that Cruz owns shares in Ivermectin, body bags or mortuaries. When will Texans wake up and see that Ted Cruz isn't like them? He is an elitist big-business politician with family assets worth hundreds of millions, who flies south to Mexico while TEXANS freeze at home.

Big Bird has been teaching kids about importance of vaccines and tolerance for years. Will Cruz or the Texas Senate try make Sesame Street a thing of the past, so children can only learn Right & Wrong from Alt-Right School books instead! Maybe they'll pass legislation that lets people sue Big Bird if he tells them, racism is wrong in his famous song "It’s A Small World After All." I'm not sure what kind of precedent this will set when a state senator picks a fight with a puppet because he wants to keep children safe from a deadly virus.

Big Bird has promoted vaccination before, such as back in 1972. Did any U.S Senators try to get into his beak then for showing the benefits of vaccinations? Big bird has not been one that's received a lot of controversy so far on Sesame Street! Well Sure, there was that time the eight-foot two inch tall Big Bird tried for a while to convince everyone else that Mr. Snuffleupagus was real when others were skeptical, but they saw him themselves so it's no wonder why he is now known as "The Real Thing". Maybe Ted Cruz will publicly call for a senate investigation into the true whereabouts of Mr. Snuffleupagus or if he crossed the border illegally.

Evidence shows that the vaccine can lessen the transmission of the virus. Covid-19 vaccines have already been permitted with the aid of using the U. S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for the ones 12 years and older in August. The FDA has additionally granted Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) to the Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine for youngsters 5 thru eleven years old

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